Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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