Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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