Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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