Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
In the future we'll all be gay
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
