i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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