Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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