CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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