his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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