Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
We're too hungover to prance.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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