Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
You're a waste of cheezeits
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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