I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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