You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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