This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
