In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Its about making memories worth repressing
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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