theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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