Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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