can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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