This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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