hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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