How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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