so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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