he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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