im drinking this country out of the recession.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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