So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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