I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
