im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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