eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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