Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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