have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Life without a bra equals bliss.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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