You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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