Me. At least after what I've been through.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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