Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
her facebook's as public as her vagina
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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