is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I am available for nakedness
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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