I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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