I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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