And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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