That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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