I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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