hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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