Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
As shirtless as possible
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
