Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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