I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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