Nicole vs. Life
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
