carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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