Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The adults are the big ones right?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize