They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
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Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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