She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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