Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
it was like eating out sand paper
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Randomize