I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
