Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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