it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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