...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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