ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
No subtext here. People are naked.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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